很搞笑，很不错的爱情对联（转载）

上联：假名假姓假地址
下联：骗吃骗喝骗感情
横批：愿者上钩

上联：风在刮，雨在下，我在等你回电话
下联：为你生，为你死，为你守候一辈子
横批：发错人了

上联：爱国爱家爱师妹
下联：防火防盗防师兄
横批：恋爱自由

上联：看背影急煞千军万马
下联：转过头吓退百万雄师
横批：我的妈呀!

上联：说你行你就行不行也行
下联：说不行就不行行也不行
横批：不服不行

上联：忆往昔，红米饭，南瓜汤，老婆一个，小孩一帮
下联：看今朝，白米饭，王八汤，小孩一个，老婆一帮
横批：与时俱进

上联：为你痴为你累为你受尽所有罪
下联：为你死为你狂为你咣咣撞大墙
横批：为爱疯狂

上联：爱与被爱都艰难
下联：有情有缘要时间
横批：情义无价

上联：爱已停牌，情也斩仓，缘分滑到跌停板
下联：思正牛市，想无熊市，感情无法投长线
横批：赶紧补仓

上联：男生，女生，穷书生，生生不息
下联：初恋，热恋，婚外恋，恋恋不舍
横批：生无可恋

上联：我爱的人名花有主
下联：爱我的人惨不忍睹
横批：命苦

上联：情已欠费爱已停机缘分不在服务区
下联：思无应答想也占线感情不能再充电
横批：心若移动如何联通

Libresse Sanitary

Anyone heard of Libresse sanitary napkin before? Here is some information I found from wikipedia:

"Libresse is an international brand of feminine hygiene products owned by SCA, a Swedish pulp and paper manufacturer and consumer goods company.

The brand is also known as Bodyform in the United Kingdom, Nana in France, and Nuvenia in Italy."

Today, when I was shopping in Jusco, I found out a new brand in Malaysia (I haven't see it before)-- Libresse Sanitary Pad.

The interesting part is there is a tag of "Beli dengan PERCUMA", of course with terms and conditions as follows:

Step 1: Buy Libresse product

(which cheapest only cost RM 2.95 for pad without wings / pantiliner)

Step 2: Fill in your details

(Name, NRIC, Address, Phone no., E-mail)

Step 3: Submit the information with Libresse barcode to

"PO Box 3202, 47507 Subang Jaya, Selangor Darul Ehsan"

for CASH REBATE with the same value of the product you buy.

Rules:

1. All forms must be accepted before 31st of July 2010.

2. This promotion is valid to all Malaysia Resident except SCA Hygiene Malaysia Sdn Bhd. staffs, and other related person.

3. Every customer can submit maximum 2 valid barcodes ( each barcode valid for 1 rebate). Photocopy of form is accepted.

4. Incomplete and bad handwriting forms will be ignored.

5. SCA Hygiene Malaysia Sdn Bhd has the right to replace the cash rebate with gifts of equal value without prior notice.

(translated from Bahasa Melayu by myself)

An interesting offer right?

P/S: I bought the cheapest product (Slim without wings & pantiliner) to try out. I will submit the form if I have extra time to do this considered "extra" thing.